Best man speech writer

at your service

Do you want to write your wedding speech with a professional screenwriter and comedian? Do you want to stand up in front of everyone you love and bring the house down? Make them laugh, cry, and cheer in a joyous celebration of your loved one on their big day. And do you want to do that without anyone ever knowing we worked together? Give me a call. 

“Speak the language of love

like you know what it means”

~ Tina Turner, “Simply the Best


Please take a look around my site, but I’d love to chat with you so please book a free no commitment chat. 

Cheers, to you.

I’m a screenwriter, speechwriter, and performer. I have spent so many hours of my time trying to be funny. And as an improv comedian, I stand up almost weekly and make people laugh with little or no preparation. And I still believe you are funnier than I am. I just want to find your funny and help you deliver it to your audience. Aside from all my qualifications as a writer, I am a total softie, a total love idiot, and I really, really, really love to hear anecdotes about people from those who love them. If you’ve not considered using a speechwriter before, I dare you to try it. We’ll have loads of fun. You bring all the juice, the goss, and your fondest memories of your friends. We’ll make it magical together.

Talk to me if you are a…

  • Best Man

  • Best Person

  • Parent of the bride of groom

  • Somebody special not on this list

When’s the big day?

I’ve created this form to make it quick and easy for us to work together. If you’d rather call or if the wedding is really soon and you’re panicking (don’t!) just give me a call on +447555106013. I aim to get back to you within an hour!

  • “Wow - You’re good.”

    David Holloway, Founder/CEO Marlin Hawk