A lovely one for me. Gareth Thomas is a rugby legend. I give him kudos for but admittedly know nothing about that. What I admire most about is how he’s taken control of his own story. Lots of people in his position would have baulked and hidden, but he has stepped up and now leads the charge when it comes to tackling the stigma surrounding HIV and LGBTQIA+ issues.

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Bring me your (novelty) briefs

Irreverent innuendo. Subversive digs designed to drop jaws. Or knowing nods on niche topics. I love them all. Sometimes people pay me to write such jokes for them. Which is a laugh. So, whether you’re looking to punch up a script or speech, churn out some cheeky content, or rustle a few feathers, give me a shout.

Above: Moonpig x Children in Need & Comic Relief for Big Night In 2020 (The Covid-19 Appeal). Below: Sainsbury’s x Red Nose Day 2021

Jokes from other projects

No wonder Jesus got so famous if his parents were The Carpenters

I tried to have a conversation with my narcissistic book case but it couldn’t stop talking about its shelf.

Your sex life won’t shock me. I’ve been fisted so many times I could have a dual career as Punch and Judy.

Who serves an eviction notice on a Spice Rack?
The Bay Leaves