Bring me your (novelty) briefs
Irreverent innuendo. Subversive digs designed to drop jaws. Or knowing nods on niche topics. I love them all. Sometimes people pay me to write such jokes for them. Which is a laugh. So, whether you’re looking to punch up a script or speech, churn out some cheeky content, or rustle a few feathers, give me a shout.
Above: Moonpig x Children in Need & Comic Relief for Big Night In 2020 (The Covid-19 Appeal). Below: Sainsbury’s x Red Nose Day 2021
Jokes from other projects
No wonder Jesus got so famous if his parents were The Carpenters
I tried to have a conversation with my narcissistic book case but it couldn’t stop talking about its shelf.
Your sex life won’t shock me. I’ve been fisted so many times I could have a dual career as Punch and Judy.
Who serves an eviction notice on a Spice Rack?
The Bay Leaves
Red Nose Day 2021
This year Comic Relief has, quite rightly, created a 100% plastic-free Red Nose and I had the pure joy of writing biographies for a whole family of them. A fun job for someone whose nose was once so small that his mum had to draw a red nose on him in lipstick so he didn’t feel left out at school. Here’s the insert we created that will be included with every new nose purchased.
